Jesus Christ Velvet Painting Finger
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October 25th, 2009 at 1:20 am
how can u draw a picture like this… may god punich u!
February 5th, 2010 at 2:10 am
I wish I had a T-shirt
March 11th, 2010 at 1:23 pm
Fuck of Jesus!
March 23rd, 2010 at 12:17 am
you should remove this picture
March 30th, 2010 at 1:45 am
You should shut your fuckin’ trap you intolerant son of a whore! You should remove your comment, this pic is straight up the dopest shit.
April 19th, 2010 at 7:46 am
Destroy this image, please.
April 24th, 2010 at 6:50 am
If you can’t respect Jesus, than atleast don’t abuse.
June 9th, 2010 at 1:55 pm
do you know where i can purchase this masterpiece of awesomeness?
October 23rd, 2010 at 12:35 pm
may jesus christ be your savior becoz jesus loves u
October 29th, 2010 at 10:35 am
you should be ashamed of yourself! how can anyone do an image like this of someone YOU should respect , love and follow through our lives while you are trying to make fun of, stupid little immature kid ! se yourself in the mirror and ask yourself why you have done this!!!
November 1st, 2010 at 9:59 am
I like the pic. I don’t believe in Jesus being the son of God because Christianity doesn’t make a lot of sense. Hate the sin, love the sinner, but kill the one that isn’t a sinner? Instead, kill all the people at sodom & gammorha, kill all the people and creatures when God flooded the earth, and worship a being that was created during a forceful impregnation. Nope, none for me, thanks.
December 14th, 2010 at 12:19 am
Hey Jesus loves you man! He knew you before you were even created and he loves you so much! May peace be with you and joy fill your life. Oh and if you don’t know this God is not distant and angry but is the complete expersion of love. He sent his SON (His SON) to take your place for my sins and yours! If thats not love I dont know what is… if you want to know God and the message of his love has touched you than just simply call out with a loud voice to what you may think is just the air and say Jesus I need you please reveil yourself to me! HE WILL! and God forgives there is no sin to big for him…. God Bless YOU!
December 23rd, 2010 at 6:06 pm
Y’know, I can remember flippin’ off Saint Paul more than a few times, and the son of a bitch deserved it, too, so I settled his hash on the road to Damascus — it was actually more like a donkey trail, really, but fuckin’ Protestants can’t seem to translate Greek properly; with Latin, they’re gangbusters, y’know? Better’n the Beatles even, an’ that’s saying a lot, ’cause that fuckin’ White Album is the real thing, I shit you not. But Greek? Way too many alphas and omegas for those crackers to think about. Anyway, I don’t recall you bein’ there at the time, which is prob’ly how you made such a fundamental mistake here. Y’see, I may be right-handed, but I ALWAYS flip folks off with my LEFT hand, ’cause that kind sentiment is reserved for the journeys a man makes on the left-hand side of the road; they call it a “Left Hand Path prayer,” which is kind of a little joke — real little. Anyway, I wanted to let you know, so you could maybe fix it; I don’t want you to be responsible for messin’ up my gospels and all, so please do fix it, and I can guarantee that you’ll be forgiven this one little trespass — after all, I am the Son of God. Hell, it’s what I do. Oh, and one more thing, while I’ve got your ear — and this one is a kind of important, I can’t stress that enough. Y’see if you read the New Testamet — and I did have something to say about those particular contents; it wass’t like the Ten Commandments which was done almost entirely by my Dad with no input from me at all, which accounts for the whole “Thou shalt have no Gods before me” and “keep the Sabbath Holy” sort of deal, ’cause I believe that a man who is secure in his confidence doesn’t need to make demands like that; that whole thing was just a big ego trip as far as my Pop is concerned, but I don’t roll that way. But like I was sayin’, if you read the New Testament, something I would heartily recommend, by the way, you can’t help but notice that I’m freakin’ Jewish, okay? I haven’t worn my hair like that in — well, ever. That’s not a good look for a Jew — in the old days, I woulda been kicked out of the temple for lookin’ like that, and my Mom woulda been mortified. You got me lookin’ like George Harrison, fer chrissake, or that fella from the Bee Gees. Clean it up some, wouldja? I’m a good Jewish boy, ‘cept for maybe flippin’ people off on occasion, and my appearance should reflect that, don’t you think? So please fix it; you seriously don’t want me to get my Dad involved. He took out a couple average-sized cities just ’cause someone got a little lazy when it came time to find a couple of righteous men, and I don’t even want to think about he’ll do for pissin’ off his wife and kid. Believe me, it’ll be better for everyone if you just deal with it at this level, okay? But hey, cool website, huh? Great job!! And happy birthday to me! Thanks, man — you go with God, fella. Aloha, and all that. Ciao!
Jesus, Son of the Most High
(and a damn nice Jewish boy)
December 28th, 2010 at 4:00 pm
I guess he did this gesture when he turned the tables in HIS father temple. He was blood and flesh at the time so I think he had the right to have a temper, like anybody else.
within his divinity, he was still a human being. Do you really think that he never even made a funny face. please.
March 2nd, 2011 at 9:11 pm
Nobody even knows what Jesus (if he existed) looked like. What’s the big deal about a picture?
As for what you teach your children, I think it’s better to say that since some people think you are bad to do such, it’s better not to get in the habit. I haven’t ever felt the need to punch anybody either.
April 13th, 2011 at 6:31 pm
why would any body do this who ever did this you should be sorry what you did he is the one who loves you and takes care of you i cant belive it who would do this who ever did you should get a rock and hit your head and say why did i do this why . i just wanna grap that person and tell him why he or she did that
April 14th, 2011 at 1:51 pm
“GOD will not be mocked. One day, EVERY knee shall bow and EVERY tongue shall confess JESUS as LORD.”
If you are ignorant enough to publish this and keep this up for the world to see, I would hate to be you come Judgment Day. For me- just a statement of fact. For you- a sad unfortunate end to this quick life.
April 18th, 2011 at 10:55 pm
I have to say, I’m impressed with the (largely) civil tone of the Christians on this page (spelling errors notwithstanding…). Maybe “bffswithkk” is a tad rude, but I think Pickle Jim has him beat. I think Michael has said something incredibly profound; was Mary raped by God? I suppose God says that Mary really wanted it as much as he did. Honest. Oh, and Sarah; to send your son to be killed to fulfill a rule that you yourself made up (which you could negate at any time) is not love. It’s an accomplice to murder at best.
May 24th, 2011 at 6:54 pm
you must be the first son of devil! your final will come soon!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
May 26th, 2011 at 12:21 am
lofers makin fun of god!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
June 2nd, 2011 at 5:42 pm
This is so rude. delete this right now. i love Jesus and i worship him so this is not even funny. because i would watch what you do. Jesus is everywhere & he will punish the bad ones.
June 2nd, 2011 at 9:06 pm
wow. really now? honestly, if you dont beleive in him, then dont even mention him and dont draw such a rude picture of him! theres people out there that love him dearly, and they KNOW that Jesus’s love is NOWHERE close to this picture. you may have art skills, but when you die, that won’t even matter cuz you’ll be confronting him, and regretting why u even thought of drawing this picture. its ridiculous how many people dont believe in him. suppose your grandpa dies. its like someone saying that they dont believe that your grandpa even existed because they cant see him. however, he DID exist. YOU HONESTLY DONT HAVE TO SEE THINGS TO BELIEVE IT. i’m guessing you think every girl on a magazine is perfect and looks like that in real life. but wait, they erased all her facial hair in photoshop. then again… you believe the things you see. you people need lives.
June 4th, 2011 at 12:48 am
Please delete this picture
June 4th, 2011 at 7:51 am
holy God
Please have mercy.
Accept us all your sons in your heaven.
Oh dear lord, great lord.
Please have mercy.
June 7th, 2011 at 2:23 am
If you where having this thought of painting this picture. Perhaps Jesus was thinking of this idea as your painting this picture at that very moment. Because of your foolishness of not believing in Him. You must have caught a glimps of him being angry with you. Which He will, and call you an enemy.
He did state in the Bible to treat others the same way you want to be treated. Which is the “Golden Role”. I can’t help but laugh of this thought that Jesus would do this to someone. You must have pissed Him off to get this branded in your mind to paint it. lol
If you don’t listen to him. He’ll end up cursing you till the day you die. He has destroyed many nations and cities because they would not listen to God. The reason God has flooded the earth because there was too much evil. There were to many barbaric killing and disrespect, and angels who rebeled against God has raped human women. Then those women gave birth to half angels (Giants) who are demons. They continue to harm us even after death from that flood. Those are the ancient demonic “Ghosts” that are terrorizing people these days. This part of the Bible is not in a common Bible. It’s in the “Jubilee” version.
I know some Christians out there don’t like this picture. But think of this is an idea of what expressions that Jesus might give us for not listening or obeying. I know Jesus has a gentle heart. But Jesus was also human at one time. Jesus knows how we feel, and how express our emotions. Let’s think of what Jesus looks like if He was angry and convicting us! Hmmm… Lets pounder this “idea”.
June 8th, 2011 at 8:46 pm
I came to this picture by accident. I was looking for a proper picture of Jesus. The Jesus revered by millions throught history till now. Just by this fact, I think whoever conceived this idea missed an important point: by showing this kind of weird image, the author was running the risk of hurting the feelings of millions. Let’s put it in another way. Would anybody conceive the same idea using the image of any of the greatest figures revered in any other religion or crede? What I found of value with this picture is the psychiatric material that can be extracted.
June 9th, 2011 at 2:06 am
Everyone who’s got their panties in a bunch about this has got to get over themselves.
No one talks to god and no one has ever been back from true death. Face the facts. The world isn’t going to end anytime soon, the sky is not going to open up and angels flying around.
The dead won’t rise and the fires hell will not consume anyone.
They keep saying Jesus is coming but he never does.
Guess he’s a liar or the person telling about him is.
It’s because people are full of themselves and put words in gods mouth.
I think it’s unfair Jesus keeps everyone waiting so long.
Two thousand years is a long time to keep the faith.
Jesus is made out to me some Santa Claus you can pray to and if you’re good all your wishes come true. If you’re bad he makes a tsunami kill everyone in the village. If Jesus was real he’d come out of hiding and make some miracles, appear before us and whisper in our ears ounce in a while.
Fact is someone who believes they are holly and someone who doesn’t will both die and neither will receive any special favors.
Saying prayers and chants will not make anything magic happen. You will not will the lottery and if you walk blindfolded across a freeway it’s your own damn fault if you get killed.
Obviously we are a miracle to be alive in a huge galaxy of mysteries. Something amazing created us. Call ‘him’ God or whatever you want. ‘He’ doesn’t fix cars or computers and doesn’t give a crap about politics or punishing sinners.
You “Christian’s” who believe you can pass though church like a dirty bus through a car wash and walk into heaven are delusional.
The best way to spend your life is to offer help to those people around you who are in need. Every day. Ask nothing in return. Do not make people or animals suffer. Appreciate and be thankful for every minute you are here to enjoy this amazing and wonderful life. Don’t make people wrong who have different beliefs. They had their religion shoved down their throats just like you. Let them be.
Instead work together to accept each others differences and realize there is only one true god regardless of religion.
There are many miracles in life that aren’t any less magic if scientists claim they ‘know’ or ‘understand’ them. We cannot create life out of thin air. We are not god.
We are but men and women. Insignificant in our passing but able to achieve extraordinary things as nations of peace.
Our evolution is clouded by politics and consumerism, religion, fear, control, selfishness, hatred, sickness, lies, and everything else we can come up with to keep from doing the work of acceptance, forgiveness, and to lend a hand to those less fortunate than ourselves.
Regardless what you believe it’s pretty elementary to be nice to each other and get along. Something that undeveloped children can do in kindergarten; but yet we can no longer do as adults.
So stop running your mouth about whose wrong or right and what god wants or said he’s going to do to him or them.
The books of the worlds religion are written by men.
They are fables, facts and unintelligible gibberish.
If god were here I think he’d have a sense of humor and have a quick chuckle and then get upset by all the stupid self righteous comments written by his supposed followers.
He put it inside us to feel emotions; to laugh, cry, love, lust, anger and fear. He also put inside us the ability to think and reason and not end up a bunch of mindless cattle.
Someday, sit alone and pray. Ask god to give you a sign he exists. Nothing will happen. But don’t be saddened by this but instead realize it is your own heart beating and your mind thinking that makes god real. He created everything and won’t give you a hard time for not being some bible thumping kook. He will see your heart and good will and know you are part of the solution, not part of the problem.
You religious kooks can pile in on Sunday and waste time getting NOTHING accomplished but serving your own fat asses and wishing and praying for things to change instead of opening those doors and putting in the work to make it happen. So stop pointing fingers and have a huge block party and share food and friendship with strangers. Ask where the needs are in the neighborhood and get off your asses and FIX IT. Faith without action is useless!
Amen
June 12th, 2011 at 1:51 am
Because of the importance of the issue, I took the time to read all the comments on this picture. Two types of notes. Emotional and intellectual. Emotional intelligence playing a role. A topic worth the time to be connected.
August 24th, 2011 at 11:36 pm
This is a funny picture. I am going to print it out and paste it to my cubicle for all the christian-fundy assholes to see.
On a related note, I’m an atheist who regularly works in fox-holes. So don’t let anyone ever tell you that all Army guys are christians. I’m not, so it is a crock of shit and it stinketh.
November 10th, 2011 at 5:46 am
Okay, so i know 90 percent of you have an issue with christians because they are supposed to represent god and jesus and what not and there all hypocrites, and they judge you and they make your life bad and you hate people who say there christians and blah blah blah…well i am a christian and i dont like this picture and its not because i think your gonna burn in hell for having this on here or because im better than you… just so you know i’m a christian yes…and not all christians treat others the right way and because of alot of christians treating people like crap they think that is a reflection of god and jesus therefore begin to dislike god or jesus as much as the christian that judged them…i have been there and i understand…i went through the same thing. The first time i asked god to give me a sign that he was real i didnt get one because i wasnt listening or opening my eyes…bad things happen to everyone it is a part of life if you didnt have bad things happen to you you wouldnt need god you would have no reason to aknowledge him.Once i tell someone im a christian its like they have a 24 hour servailence on me waiting for me to do one thing wrong and be like HYPOCRITE! YOU JUDGE OTHERS! YOU CANT BE A CHRISTIAN IF YOU MAKE A MISTAKE! and that gets real old because i accept everyone i have friends that dont believe in god and friends that are gay and friends that do things that i never would but i dont shun them jesus sat with the sinners and talked to the sinners and fellowshiped with the sinners and that is what christianity is supposed to be about i try to do the best i can to be a good example but just because i say im a christian does NOT mean im saying i am perfect i never said i was jesus. this picture only makes me mad because i am one that accepts others for who they are but i rarely get accepted for who i am. Therefore, i never put you down and not that you would care you know cuz im a terrible person in your eyes now that i said im a christian and what not this is not exactly hurting others i mean it pisses me off and everything but hopefully you let god in and i mean god not the christians that have hurt you in the past but god.
December 11th, 2011 at 7:47 am
I really hope some of you would actually read God’s precious Word instead of saying it’s just a bunch of garbage. God already warns us (believers) why those of you that think like that would not understand what He is trying to teach you what He is trying to tell. 1Corintians 2:13-14 explains why you just do not get it. Here is what it says v13 “Which things also we speak, not in the words which man’s wisdom teacheth, but which the Holy Spirit teacheth; comparing Spiritual things
with Spiritual.
v14 But the natural man (non believers)receiveth not the things of the Spirit of God: for they are foolishness unto him: neither can he know them, because they are Spiritually discerned.”
You might want go back to v7-12 and read that too. I wish
I had more time to explain some vital truths that even in this forum are being taught in error. This is enough to absorb for now.