Flip That Bird

Well it’s that time of the year when folks start rounding up their best holiday Christmas sweaters to take the family to see Santa in order to get that holiday card made so you can mail spam friends and family (most of whom you dont talk to all year anyway).  Forget the random ol jolly Saint Nick this year and really give those Xmas card receipients something to treasure for years to come…a picture of you and your family with Asshole Santa. 

Asshole Santa is an annual one day event at Criminal Records in Atlanta GA.  This year come see Asshole Santa and his Drunk Elves on Dec 12th from noon-6pm.   It really is a great party and event at what is probably the coolest music store in the country.

US Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid from Nevada offers his official statement on universal health care: You’ll have government sponsored health care and like it!

Thanks BirdWatcher Rebecca for sending this one in.

On Oct 4th 2009, the zombies invaded downtown Atlanta walking a couple miles thru the city and was sponsored by the Atlanta Horror Fest.  This shot was taken of one of the participants in full on zombie makeup doing what zombies do best when they arent chomping on the living…flipping the living off.  Nice Zombie-tude with a killer bird flip.

What goes well with a nice wine dinner…a double fisted bird final course.  Ba-dow!!! Take that finger flipping double bird shot action, but don’t worry there cutie you shouldn’t fret too much about getting flipped off from that doucher.  Just grab that humongous bottle of wine you are stroking and bail out of there…then proceed immediately to my house so we can listen to some Barry White records and finish off that bottle.

Thanks for the submission Runner Chick

I’m not exactly sure what this tattoo is supposed to be of, but one thing appears to be pretty damn certain…it is giving us the finger…for the win.  Flip the bird FTW tattoo.  Awesome.

A city councilman in  Utah , Mark Easton, had a beautiful view of the east mountains, until a new neighbor purchased the lot below his house and built a new home. The new home was 18 inches higher than the ordinances would allow, so Mark Easton, mad about his lost view, went to the city to make sure they enforced the lower roof line ordinance.

The new neighbor had to drop the roof line, at great expense.

Recently, Mark Easton called the city, and informed them that his new neighbor had installed some vents on the side of his home. Mark didn’t like the look of these vents and asked the city to investigate.

When they went to Mark’s home to see what the vents looked like, this is what they found…

The City Council said the vents can stay since there is no ordinances referring to shutter design.

This shot was sent in my regular Flip That Bird contributor known only as “Big Bird”.  Nice green visor btw.  Playing a little poker were we? 

Here was Mr Big Bird’s submission:  Check out this broad giving a nice strong bird while playing in the trash…or is it cat shit? We don’t want to know.

Kentucky Fried Chicken statue of the Colonel takes some more bird abuse with this fine flipping.  Part of the PETA Give KFC the Bird campaign.

Ashton Kutcher takes a quick break from some kind of fashion show mumbo jumbo with Demi Moore and Penelope Cruz to flip the bird.  Ashton is the type of egomaniac that you can’t stand to be around…unless he’s one of your buddies.  Then it’s ok…cause…ya know…he brings around the ladies.  If he isn’t one of your buddies…you have to use all your might to refrain from hurling a beer bottle at his face. 

Nice shot of a guy flipping the bird…oh…wait…make that owl.  Flip the owl.  Not sure that this is the right site for that fella.  Nice boxers…at least I hope those aren’t actually pants.